Hey Tim. Perhaps you missed the part of the New Testament where Jesus said to go into your closet and pray IN PRIVATE, not out in public like the Pharisees.
Can I tell you how often I pray to your invisible zombie god that you suffer a career-ending injury during a game? Nothing fatal or even completely debilitating. Maybe a series of concussions. Blown out knee.
Fuck you, your Bible, your superstitious nonsense, your silly-assed face tape and your holier-than-thou Super Bowl ad.