Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Tim Tebow can lick my hairy ballsack

Hey Tim. Perhaps you missed the part of the New Testament where Jesus said to go into your closet and pray IN PRIVATE, not out in public like the Pharisees.

Can I tell you how often I pray to your invisible zombie god that you suffer a career-ending injury during a game? Nothing fatal or even completely debilitating. Maybe a series of concussions. Blown out knee.

Fuck you, your Bible, your superstitious nonsense, your silly-assed face tape and your holier-than-thou Super Bowl ad.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Ahhh... feel the love...

Here's the deal. Anyone who is supporting John McCain is also choosing to be on the same team as these filthy, worthless shitbags.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Uhhhh... you've got to be fucking kidding me...


A few weeks ago at the Texas Republican convention, a vendor was selling buttons asking the question, "If Obama is President...will we still call it the White House?"

My first response is, "Fuck you, you repugnant maggots."

My second response is, "I hope Barack brings it up and laughs about it."

I am fully convinced that the only way to combat this kind of disgusting racism is to drag it kicking and screaming into the light of day and laughing at both the "joke" and the purveyors of the joke.

And still... fuck you, you repugnant maggot republicans.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Overwhelmed

So here's the skinny...if I were to take time out of my day to post things that made me crazy about contemporary America, I'd never get out of my chair.

From illegal wiretapping to torture. From lying about WMDs to voter intimidation, it's something new every day.

Here's something, though, that I couldn't help but post.



Friday, February 15, 2008

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

GLENN BECK IS A FUCKER

This from Salon.com...

CNN's Glenn Beck thinks some wildfire victims "hate America": Far-right host questions the patriotism of those who've lost their homes in California fires.

The devastating fires continue to ravage southern California. At least one person has been killed, dozens have been injured, and hundreds of thousands have been evacuated from their homes, including a quarter-million people in San Diego alone. And to hear CNN's Glenn Beck tell it, that's all right, because those people aren't any good anyway: On the October 22 edition of his nationally syndicated radio program, host Glenn Beck stated, "I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today." Beck continued: "THere are a few people that hate America. But I don't think the Democrats are those. I think there are those posing as Democrats that are like that."

Mister Beck: Go fuck yourself.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

GEE...ANOTHER GAY PRIEST. THIS ONE'S ONLY PRETENDING, THOUGH.


Apparently the Vatican official who was both caught on tape making sexual advance to a young man and openly admitted frequenting online chat rooms was only "pretending" to be gay.
It seems that Monsignor Tommaso Stenico considered trolling for men and making advances at young men part of his job as a psychoanalyst. He said he pretended to be gay in order to "gather information about 'those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity.'"
Yo, Monsignor...it's closeted hypocrites like you who give the Church a bad image. Fuck you.